ITALIAN QUOTES ABOUT LIFE


Italian Quotes About Life

    italian

  • a native or inhabitant of Italy
  • of or pertaining to or characteristic of Italy or its people or culture or language; “Italian cooking”
  • the Romance language spoken in Italy
  • Of or relating to Italy, its people, or their language

    quotes

  • Repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech), typically with an indication that one is not the original author or speaker
  • (quote) name the price of; “quote prices for cars”
  • Repeat a passage from (a work or author) or statement by (someone)
  • (quote) repeat a passage from; “He quoted the Bible to her”
  • Mention or refer to (someone or something) to provide evidence or authority for a statement, argument, or opinion
  • (quote) quotation mark: a punctuation mark used to attribute the enclosed text to someone else

    life

  • Living things and their activity
  • the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; “he hoped for a new life in Australia”; “he wanted to live his own life without interference from others”
  • The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death
  • the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; “he could no longer cope with the complexities of life”
  • a characteristic state or mode of living; “social life”; “city life”; “real life”
  • The state of being alive as a human being

italian quotes about life

italian quotes about life – Funny Italian

Funny Italian Mama Quotes, Jokes, One Liners. Funny Italian Mama Axioms to Live By. (Unleashed Entertainment "Axioms to Live By" Series)
Funny Italian Mama Quotes, Jokes, One Liners. Funny Italian Mama Axioms to Live By. (Unleashed Entertainment "Axioms to Live By" Series)
Funny Italian Mama Quotes, Jokes, One Liners. Funny Italian Mama Axioms to Live By.

Page after page of unique, funny quotes – jokes and cartoons on Italian Mamas. We love them for their drama, fiery spirit & views, and for their cooking. It’s Italian humor and jokes at its best. Funny one liners to share with the whole family, especially your Italian Mama.

There are plenty of Italian jokes, but few that dare to mess with an Italian Mom. If you have been hit with a wooden spoon, spent school days off at the Pork Store in your youth, and need to call your Mom every day, you are probably Italian, and of course have an Italian Mama.

Funny Sample Italian Quotes, Jokes, One Liners:

– If you don’t marry Italian, be assured you will be reminded you did not marry Italian, constantly.

It is not uncommon for your Mom to lecture you about your health and weight, while she serves you double-stuffed cannolis.

– Your Mom feels Susan Lucci is an American hero.

– In this age, your Mom acts like Italians are superior. You can only imagine how she would act during Roman times.

– Your Mom declares any woman you date that is not Italian a “puttana.”

This book is part of comedy writer Peter Syrek’s long list of funny quotes, jokes, and one liners series. Hysterical, always unique works filled with humor on life, relationships, habits, and vices.

Italian chicken sandwich burger (inside)

Italian chicken sandwich burger (inside)
Italian chicken sandwich burger is one of Torino olympic related menu.

Italian nurses

Italian nurses
Italian nurses take part in a parade, June 2007.

italian quotes about life

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We all long for more of something in our lives. In our endless pursuit to feel worth and acceptance we find ourselves sacrificing everything for the promise to be a little more beautiful, a little richer, a little more powerful and successful, a little more loved.

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